( 2:31 AM ) The Rat
MAN DRINKS 60 BOTTLES OF BEER, PEES WAY OUT OF AVALANCHE.
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( 4:41 PM ) The Rat
"Well, I'd hardly finished the first verse," said the Hatter, "when the Queen jumped up and bawled out, 'He's murdering the time! Off with his head!'"
—Alice in Wonderland
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( 11:06 PM ) The Rat
LOTS AND LOTS AND LOTS of airport abbreviations.
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( 11:04 PM ) The Rat
"You’re brooding about something."
"I’m not brooding. I’m always like this."
—Tales of the City
# Posted by The Rat @ 11:04 PM
( 4:04 AM ) The Rat
Do I love him?
For twenty-five years I've lived with him
Fought him, starved with him
Twenty-five years my bed is his
If that's not love, what is?
—Fiddler on the Roof
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( 4:50 PM ) The Rat
Some girls get love letters. Me, I get lust postcards.
—Story of My Life
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( 6:14 PM ) The Rat
BANDA ACEH, INDONESIA, before and after the tsunami. Thanks to JF for the link.
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( 4:26 PM ) The Rat
Released for the first time here after 25 years in obscurity, Cult Epics brings you DEATH BED, George Barry's uniquely weird journey through a world of wind demons, carnivorous furnishings and the spirit of Aubrey Beardsley!
—box description for Death Bed: The Bed That Eats
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( 12:13 AM ) The Rat
FOR THE RAT'S NEW PHILOSOPHY OF LIFE, click here (middle panel).
Okay, actually that's also the Rat's old philosophy of life.
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( 4:55 PM ) The Rat
HEH! Link via SRD.
# Posted by The Rat @ 4:55 PM
( 2:47 AM ) The Rat
WEIRD NEWS ROUNDUP for 2004.
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( 2:45 AM ) The Rat
Anything that comes out of the South is going to be called grotesque by the northern reader, unless it is grotesque, in which case it is going to be called realistic.
—Flannery O'Connor
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( 4:45 PM ) The Rat
FUN WITH WHEELCHAIRS. Oh, let me be like this when I'm 73! Thanks to IKM for the link.
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( 4:43 PM ) The Rat
Mary Ann put down the paper and looked at Michael. "You've got thirty resolutions. How come you only gave me ten?"
He grinned. "Things aren't so tough for you."
"Is that right, Mr. Gay Chauvinist Pig!"
She attacked the valentine with a Flair, filling in the first four blanks. "Try that for starters!"
1. I will meet Mr. Right this year.
2. He won't be married.
3. He won't be gay.
4. He won't be a child pornographer.
—More Tales of the City
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( 10:36 AM ) The Rat
Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account.
—Oscar Wilde
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